(via twister)
Game Show Host: Congratulations! You just won a lifetime supply of tangerines!!
Me: But you only gave me one tangerine...
Game Show Host, pulling out a gun: Yep!
Me: But you only gave me one tangerine...
Game Show Host, pulling out a gun: Yep!
ive seen the phrase “guys, gals, and nonbinary pals” twice this year and it makes me so happy it’s rhyme and cheery and Good
(via perks-of-being-chinese)










